intelligent men have better sperm
because a scientific study has scientifically found that intelligent men are:
- less likely to smoke,
- more likely to exercise,
- less likely to drink heavily
- and so on
They obviously don't know about some of the professors I work with or studied under!
Other great revelations include the theory that fat men have bad sperm because, well, pandas are also fat and they can hardly bring themselves to copulate ...
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