Somewhere in the jungle.
Characters:
1. George the Elephant; doesn't have sufficient brain muscle to do a lot of 'heavy lifting' but is the leader of this group by virtue of his father's legacy, often makes stupid decisions that he covers up by bullying the others.
2. John the donkey; articulate but not charismatic enough to sway the flock into his realm of thought, often talks over their heads.
3. Sam the eagle; the oldest of the bunch and very loyal to whoever is the leader of the group at the time, slightly deaf but talks a lot about the glory days and rues the fact that he can no longer fly due to obesity and lack of exercise.
4. Osama Izz Mosquito; get the picture? Somewhere in the jungle.

"AWWW, Ge-oorge! You told us that we would be safe this year, but just look at the diabolical state of our number 1 reservoir. We need a leader who is going to fulfill the sanctity of his promises and guarantee our amenable rights of freedom and clean drinking water."

"I, uh, my friend here is, uh, there is undeniable evidence that we are at war here my fellow animals."

"Ohhh, did you hear that, did ya? We are at war, we are at war! Who would attack us? Please protect us George."

"Fear not my fellow comrades, uh, crusaders. Free animals will prevail over this evil enemy and today I bring you great news of a great victory over the uh, insurgents who have poisoned our water. BRRRRAAAARRRR, I will now hand you over to my great friend, uh counter-insurgency colleague- Osama Izz Mosquito."

"ZZZZT, Zankyou Mizzter Prezz-a-dent."

"Haw... hey, haawwld on a minute! Aren't you the same Osama is Mosquito who is undeniably responsible for our predicament?"

"Whadid he say? Oh... YEH, lynch him, lynch him Sheriff George. Let's feed him to the crows, whataya say crows?"

"Now, uh, just let's listen to the voice of reason here for a minute. Our special panther patrol force picked up, uh, met with Mr Mosquito at a secret location near here this morning and we have great reason to believe that he can lead us to an even bigger and purer water supply at number 2 reservoir."

"Woow, did he say bigger fuhrer? Who could possibly be bigger then Sheriff George?

"Haw, number 2 reservoir is the incumbent property of the sovereign state of Chavezuela, are you suggesting that we prompt a pre-emptive attack on a sovereign reservoir?"

"IZZ not zovrin, izz unrecognizzed state of neo-socializztic whorezz."

"Damned pinkos, what are they doing with all the water when we're sitting here getting thirsty? Just look at what them commies have done to the world, made it unsafe- that's what they've done, and the proof is right here on our land in our water hole. Ain't that right Sheriff?"

"Noone threatens our freedom on my watch."

"Haw, they did George, they did and you were supposed to be elliciting the necessary measures to counteract this.."

"Everyone here knows where donkeys come from don't they? My friend, you are no more than an accident of procreation that has brought shame on every animal represented here today. Genesis 4, verse _ ...."