Moon on the man

oh KJI - you are the gratest fat pr$ck to ever grace the aquariums of Pyongyang

plenty of lead in his pencil

his name is Henry,
he has just fathered 11 children,
he's a tuatara from New Zealand
AND HE'S ONLY 111 YEARS OLD

how to solve the world's labour problems

let them lift and be weights

The new breed of 008

the lastest video creation

following 6 months of travel in 008, I found myself with a lot of video stock to do something with, enjoy..

Barack Obama's Inauguration Speech- NOT!

My fellow Americans, today is a gelid day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "holy soap", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually alter.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces illimitable and lugubrious challenges like never before. Our capricious economy is extirpated. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for a dinosaur-like vehicle to go shopping with. Our healthcare system is nebulous. If your myocardium is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call an undertaker. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a pansy sock. But expectorating together we can right this ship, and set a course for Montesauri.

Finally, I must thank my pulchritudinal family, my corpulent campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank impecunious voters for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of enervating the American people. Without your soporific efforts, none of this would have been possible.

5 pairs of red underwear

sounds like what Mr Santa keeps in his smalls drawer,
but no,
it's the Chinese lucky tradition of wearing lucky red clothes
close to your body

kiwi street signs

seriously screwed up

Japanese society has social problems; 'One man, in his early 30s, was attempting to bond with an Oriental Longhair by means of a rubber mouse at a cat cafe.
Yutsuke, who speaks with a lisp, is normally rather shy with people. He longs for a cat of his own but frequent business trips make that difficult. Besides, he lives alone, so the Ja La La cafe is his solution to the problem...'

your average day at a kiwi beach

new shit #2

Terrafugia Transition- it's a flying car!

and it's for those kind of folks who have ashtrays on their Paris/Dakar BMW motorcycles ..

vicious panda strikes again

it's a freakin BIG bear,
and BIG bears do that kind of sh$t ...

what do the stupid zoo-going public expect, I wonder?
- a creature that will wander up to them in its freaky, concreted, zoo compound, begin conversing with them in Mandarin and them offer the intruder a 'panda' brand cigarette with the disclaimer that it doesn't have a light cos cigarettes are dangerous for one's health.

happy 'GAY' travellers?

ICC cricket 'hall of fame'

where are the likes of batsmen Martin Crowe, Brian Lara, Sachin Tendulkar?

when they have a plonker like David Gower in there

and bring on the greatest spin bowlers of the game, aka Shane Keith Warne & Muliah Mulilitarinaninalintinjinbin

les idiot savante

'He is not a memorable villain so much as a sometimes affable second banana whom Will Ferrell can nail without breaking a sweat. He is smaller than life.'

New York Times nailed him to the shed with this article ...

'Bush kept America safe (provided his presidency began September 12, 2001). He gave it record economic growth (provided his presidency ended December 2007). He vanquished the leading al-Qaeda terrorists (if you don't count bin Laden and al-Zawahri). He gave Afghanistan a thriving "market economy" (if you count its skyrocketing opium trade) and a "democratically elected president" (of one of the world's most corrupt governments). He supported elections in Pakistan (after propping up Pervez Musharraf past the point of no return). He "led the world in providing food aid and natural disaster relief" (if you leave out emergency chief Michael "Brownie" Brown and Katrina).'

100 interesting facts

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6. Carrots used to be purple.
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8. A bear helped carry ammunition for Polish troops during World War II.
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22. Toasters are banned in Cuba.
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24. Men eat more Brussel sprouts and broccoli than women.
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how to market buddhist culture in China

new shit in 009 #1

LG's wristwatch phone

the phone, not the silly bint holding it, has
- a touch-screen dialling system with a camera and a speaker built in to enable users to make video calls over a high speed internet connection
- recognises voices,
- transforms text to speech,
- has a Bluetooth function,
- plays MP3 music,
- has a 3.63-centimetre screen and is 13.9 millimetres thick